Friday, April 24, 2009

Three 6 Mafia - Chinese Blues

Paul and Juicy J get their "ching chong" on...Lightweight Racism ensues.



Big up MATTHEW AFRICA for sharing the racism.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

shopping


I'm the kind of shopper who thinks that if I can't find it in a half hour, I don't really need it that much. While I always appreciate any support in finding what I want faster, I'm pretty sure this crosses the line. Does ethnic mean "made in sweatshops by tiny brown people with nimble fingers"? Or maybe it's to help Valencia hipsters blend in with the Mission's indigenous folks? Even clothes by the pound ain't worth that.

Special thanks to Nicole and Amber for keeping an eye out for us. Keep 'em coming! -LWR

one of THOSE mexicans...


Like a lot of mixed kids, I went through more than my share of identity crises and culture questioning. I'm pretty glad facebook wasn't around back then - I think these "quizzes" would have done a lot more harm than good.

Not that there's ever room for "...you think you're white. You are not, you are probably Asian" or "...85% Black... but you sometimes can act white or dress white" on the social networking scene. I'll just say this - if you need a quiz to qualify your race or ethnicity, let me know.

Friday, April 17, 2009

HIP HOP's is made of RACISM

IT'S TRUE. The ever weird and awesome band "THE TURTLES" set the stage for hip hoppers (De La Soul, Steady B, Biz Markie to name a few) to sample and loop this racist gem, "I'm Chief Kamanawanalea" ("come on, I wanna lay ya" yuck yuck) That's right. Some of your favorite songs are made of RACISM.

If Hip Hop is made of racism, and if I love Hip Hop, does that mean I love racism? Hahaha Don't get it twisted, I love this break and the songs that it spawned, but I ain't never looked the other way.


Big shout out to Mike 2600 for hippin me to the clip, and of course The Royal Macadamia Nuts.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

what alamo?



You know, because all we need is a burger to end the relational effects of colonization. And all Mexicans are tiny. And spicy. Yeah.

Monday, April 13, 2009

but pandas are supposed to be cute...

In an east coast adventure, we spotted this fine proclamation that somehow made it past the corporate focus groups and right to a front window in the middle of Chocolate City.

Somehow the goopy chicken and crunchy/oily rice will never be worth it. Get your noodles in the hood, not the mall.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

bill cosby meets bollywood

fantastic mash-up of the into to the cosby show.
just watch it.

thanks to disgrasian.