Look Who's Voting!

Racists will be voting Tuesday, will you?

Shouts to Presente.org and Favianna on Twitter!

Brown Pride is the Victor.

Great sound bites from the Champ and George Lopez. Poetic justice for a LightWeight Racist

 "When I get done whipping your ass, I'm gonna drink a Corona and eat a burrito for your Hispanic heritage."  -Brock Lesnar

On a side-note, really feeling the positive posts of late! A welcome change...

"Captain Real America" Costume

Fall is great for many reasons, but is unfortunately perdy racist-y given when it comes to great American traditions such as Halloween & Thanksgiving. Last year we warned you about the the Illegal Alien costume. This year, we have an endorsement!  Captain Real America.

Costume Contest 1 - Captain Real America	UCBcomedy.com

Shout to James Brady, a great white father. Keep it real, gangster.

Floyd Mayweather: Racist Failure.

Mr. Mayweather. Until you get the right stereotypes, you're just an idiot. Besides, you don't have anything to talk about if you refuse to fight the man.

KIA "SOUL"

First off, I'm glad to see Black Sheep get paid (if they retained the rights to the tune) but KIA needs to get checked. Naming a car the "Soul" and the campaign is to have hamsters "act" as if they're black, with rap music, basketball and baggy hoodies and other stereotypical trappings. Yup, that's LightWeight Racist. They couldn't seriously think that African Americans would think this ad would make buying the "Soul" a good idea.  Which begs the question "who IS the intended market for this ad?" and better yet are there middle Americans who think animated hamsters and baggy clothes are cool?

If you still don't get it, think about this... based on this ad, what would the Jeep "Cherokee" ad campaign look like? *bang*

Brandy feat. Timbaland - "Chinese (Home)"

We need your help... If you can figure out why this song is called "Chinese" please let us know. Peep how they have the bootleg "Chopsuey" font... yay senseless acts of LightWeight Racism. *bows*

Brandy - Chinese (Home) feat. Timbaland

Troy Polamalu Needs to Hire Us.

I was shocked to see this during the Superbowl. The only reason it's Lightweight Racist, and not heavyweight, is that Troy had to sign off on this advertisement. Which brings us to a new venture... it seems LightWeight Racist could prevent catastrophies such as this if we were hired as consultants. Troy, you are undoubtedly a hero to thousands of Samoans and Polynesians the world over. What the FUCK are you doing letting a white man in a top hat pull you by your hair? As a groundhog? Are you an animal? Hope truTV.com paid you enough, brother.

HP computers are RACIST. [VIDEO]

True indeed.

The Tech industry seems to be creating a huge market VOID. These racist products are creating a need for tech that includes people of color. Remember our earlier post about racism in the age of digital photography? Any software developers interested in making culturally sensitive inclusive optic technology, please inquire. LightWeight Racist would love to collaborate. Till then, you are RACIST.

Big up Black Dezzy(?) and White Wanda for their research.

also, BIG thanks to Sele's cousin for the tip!

"Be Daring In Bed"

  "Stepping outside your comfort zone (even a little bit) can be just what you need to match up your desires, get closer and make the sparks fly."

By Jenna McCarthy

From the December 2009 Issue SELF magazine

So, what your saying is racism, can heat up my love-life on a cold December night? Woo hoo!

 

Big up Megadeath for the tip!

coming clean

have you seen this anti-health care reform commercial?



wow. i guess you are.
what really gets me about this ad is the look on people's faces - like "obviously i'm not a racist, how could you possibly think that?" as if racism is off the table. as if arguing against black and brown people getting necessary health care so that your own privileged benefits will not be sullied or diluted is not racist. as if this country isn't built on racism and genocide. i especially love this quote in the commercial:

"if a person is racist just for opposing Obama's health plan...then A LOT of people in this country are racist!"

um... yeah. am i supposed to think that's unlikely?

 here's rachel maddow's take on the ad. they get to a good analysis at about 7:00

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via HuffPost

RACIST OF THE YEAR NOMINEE: TYRA BANKS!

"...gives young women the 'girlfriend' they want to hang out with, and the role model they need." -Description for "The Tyra Banks Show"

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HEAVYWEIGHT Halloween

Retailers at Amazon.com and Walmart thought this would make a good Halloween costume. We at LightWeight Racist thought we'd make and exception cuz it's blogworthy. The United Farm Workers thought so too, and at press time, Amazon has taken down their Illegal Alien costume, but has yet to formally address the issue. Their petition has been a success, but they want more...

CLICK HERE if you want to do something about it.

WalMart and Linens n' Things continues to sell these instant idiot makers.

"Be the hit of the party with our Illegal Alien Costume. You'll get so many laughs, it should be considered illegal. Includes mask, jumpsuit and green card."
-Linens-N-Things website ad.

The UFW is asking that discerning anti-racists call 1 800 609 9880 to give Linens-N-Things a piece of your mind and demand that they stop being fucking stupid, cuz afterall, it's 2009.

Question. Where are the petitions to remove other Racist costumes, such as the scantly Pocahontas (Poke-a-HOnt-ass), "Indian", and lets not forget the fratboy favorite "Afro" wig?! In addition to their illegal alien, Linens N' Things also sell the amazing "Hey Amigo" Adult costume.

Halloween is officially America's day for their inner-Racist to shine!

Warning: Wearing these costumes may get your ass beat. Friends don't let friends be racist.

OBAMA CHIA

Whaddaya mean it's racist?! Chia creator, Joseph Pedott, is shocked...

"So how the hell do you get racist out of it? And number one, you can give him a haircut!" [article]

You somehow managed to stay afloat with the Chia Ram, the Chia puppy, even the Simpsons... This nation's first African American President gets elected, and what better way to celebrate? Call me crazy, but I didn't see the George W. Bush Chia Pet, or the Clinton edition... hmm. We at LIGHTWEIGHT RACIST get you loud and clear.

(Photo: incase you thought we were kidding)

Racial Tension Headache

RACIAL TENSION HEADACHE

I'm about to run out and buy me some of this, thanks Queen Latifah!
LWR Readers - leave us a comment about what causes your racial tension headaches. You know you've got 'em...

Thanks to Adrienne for the link.

Band-Aids only come in one color: white person.

Thank you, Stephen Colbert; I've been waiting for someone to explain what about Sonia Sotomayor's acknowledgment of her own life experiences makes her "biased," whereas all those white judges' life experiences are neutral.
In America, white is neutral. It's like Band-Aids...

The Colbert Report	Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
The Word - Neutral Man's Burden
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Jeff Goldblum

thanks to Harold and Clare for the tip.

"Chief Drink'Um Up" Wineholder

This creepy racist GEM was recently removed from shelves of Gold Diggers, a Rapid City, SD souvenir shop.

"We cater to the Native American community; we admire them," said Roger Thompson[owner of shop]. "We don't make fun of them, we employ them."

GREAT. Guess that means he were SERIOUS when you wanted people to buy this. Yes! You've joined the ranks of RACIST CLASSICS like the "Lawn Jockey" in 2009. Way to go!

Big up to the "The Jewce" for the heads up. Backstory: Rapid City Journal

Young Lightweight Racists (of Color)

Youth of color getting Racist. Here's a math problem we need your help with...
If POWER + PRIVILEGE = RACISM... then
WHAT
THE
FUCK?


We at LwR wanna hear what you think. Good comebacks are gonna make the post.
email us at nvrovr@gmail.com or leave comments.
Thanks,
-LwR

PACQUIAO v. HATTON

The fighting pride of the Philippines vs. Manchester Englands "Hitman?"
Maybe is was all the trash talking, maybe it was Nationalism, but as a Pinoy, boxing fan, and a dude, I fucking loved this fight. Maybe too much. A boxer always carrys the their Nation on their back, in this case our beloved "Third World" nation knocked their nation ON its back... and OUT COLD! Ricky Hatton just learned a hard truth... an hungry mouth is an angry mouth. Pilippinos are de Pest! (Best!)
Does that make me Lightweight Racist? Hmmmm... Fuck it "I'll Bee Dat!"

Redman - I'll Bee Dat


Watch. Repeat.

*Bonus* There's a shot of Jay-Z making doughnut mouth when the knock out "pance" hits Hattons mug. See if you can preez prame dat!
Chris Tucker - YGKTFO!

Three 6 Mafia - Chinese Blues

Paul and Juicy J get their "ching chong" on...Lightweight Racism ensues.



Big up MATTHEW AFRICA for sharing the racism.

Racist TACOs in SF

I ate some Racist tacos the other day at Los Coyotes taqueria on 16th in the Mission, SF. They were aaite, but the lotteria table decor made it lightweight Racist. Lightweight because growing up, it turns out ALL Indians are "A-PA-CHEs" pronounced like a cuss word, with great disgust and loathing. Not to mention this dude has some FUNNY gear for an Apache, guess you loose that detail when you're running for your encroaching life.

BUT, lets not forget about another well known apache...
Incredible Bongo Band - The Apache


Apache Chief was introduced as a super hero, down with the Super Friends in 1977. His power was to grow hella big (50') when he said the apache word for "Big Man." He spoke and kept it stoic as fuck throughout. He was always somewhere near Wonder Woman... hmmm... Think he was rockin' that.



... Then, Family Guy got around to it..



Keep it Sureal.
-LwR