Our dear friend Susana ear-hustled this gem from an ignorant woman at the airport:
About her brown and black puppy: "This is Tiger Woods. His mom was an all-white pure bred."
About her black lab: "I left Charles Barkley at home."
As you continue merrily home or otherwise toward your loved ones, we at LWR encourage you to keep an ear out for other in-transit gems. Send em to us, and we'll help you celebrate how far you've come and whose crazy thoughts and ideas you've left behind.