bwuce wee

ooh no. you can't touch bruce lee - that's sacrilege.
what kind of person would wear this shirt?
here's the text from the sale site:

Hand's down, one of the gleatest, malsharr altists of oul time.
Bwuce Wee can kick you ass all ovar da prace. One time he defeat da one hunderd ninja all by himself. And he did it using onry his big toe.

wow, really? don't get me wrong, i love me some bad engrish - but this is sad and tired lightweight racism. you have to try harder to get my t-shirt money. for instance, i like this one:



via angryasianman

racism in the age of digital photography

apparently the nikon s630 digital camera has a new feature: racism.


um, no. nobody's blinking. thanks for asking.
isn't nikon a japanese camera? wtf.
source via disgrasian

uncle ben's...instant racism

my entire life i've had a visceral, seething reaction to uncle ben's instant rice. maybe it's my asian ideals, but i just don't think rice should come in a box or be made in the microwave.
my loathing has an entirely new dimension now that i've discovered uncle ben's lightweight racist advertising campaigns. check out this montage of ethnic stereotypes appealing to the lazy cultural appropriator.
the links won't play directly on LWR, but they're short and well worth it.

let's see, we've got chinese uncle ben's...indian uncle ben's...and mexican uncle ben's...
"just the thing for when you fancy a mexican for dinner."
somehow i don't think that by "invite the world to dinner" they are actually suggesting this british family should cook dinner for a mexican.

Young Lightweight Racists (of Color)

Youth of color getting Racist. Here's a math problem we need your help with...
If POWER + PRIVILEGE = RACISM... then
WHAT
THE
FUCK?


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The Red House - Black People, White People Furniture. (VIDEO)

We at LwR take pride in calling out racist poot butts. Today is different. Thanks to Sarah Silverman and Twitter. We are pleased to feature that the ideal world is like... Black, White and Furnitre all over. Witness... THE RED HOUSE.


HOW AWESOME IS THAT?! WANT MORE? Go behind the scenes... Click here.

well, his name IS tiger...

how did baby tiger woods end up cast in... the jungle?

i imagine the ad execs at gatorade sitting around the table saying, "well we don't have the money to actually film tiger woods for this commercial, so let's see... how about we animate him, make him a little kid, and um... insert him into the jungle book." why not? and throw in some spelling.

ahem, samuel l. jackson - how did you allow this to happen?

PACQUIAO v. HATTON

The fighting pride of the Philippines vs. Manchester Englands "Hitman?"
Maybe is was all the trash talking, maybe it was Nationalism, but as a Pinoy, boxing fan, and a dude, I fucking loved this fight. Maybe too much. A boxer always carrys the their Nation on their back, in this case our beloved "Third World" nation knocked their nation ON its back... and OUT COLD! Ricky Hatton just learned a hard truth... an hungry mouth is an angry mouth. Pilippinos are de Pest! (Best!)
Does that make me Lightweight Racist? Hmmmm... Fuck it "I'll Bee Dat!"

Redman - I'll Bee Dat


Watch. Repeat.

*Bonus* There's a shot of Jay-Z making doughnut mouth when the knock out "pance" hits Hattons mug. See if you can preez prame dat!
Chris Tucker - YGKTFO!