bwuce wee

ooh no. you can't touch bruce lee - that's sacrilege.
what kind of person would wear this shirt?
here's the text from the sale site:

Hand's down, one of the gleatest, malsharr altists of oul time.
Bwuce Wee can kick you ass all ovar da prace. One time he defeat da one hunderd ninja all by himself. And he did it using onry his big toe.

wow, really? don't get me wrong, i love me some bad engrish - but this is sad and tired lightweight racism. you have to try harder to get my t-shirt money. for instance, i like this one:



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